I felt motivated to translate some Tottsu blogs so I’ve dumped them all in the same post here. Enjoy~
2021/01/01
Dear everyone
Happy New Year.
In 2021, please pour all of your love into A.B.C-Z and Totsuka Shota once again.
We’ll laugh together
We’ll have fun together
We’ll make the impossible become possible together
On a more personal note please also look forward to seeing Totsuka Shota’s “Ghost of Future Yet to Come”.
I’m fully prepared.
Alright
Alright
Alright
Thanks for your support again this year ^_^
2021/01/02
“By the end I will be filthy and age with grace”
How are you, everyone?
I’ve decided to take things slowly
We haven’t been able to get together in big groups like other years, so I’m feeling a little lonely
The streets are quiet
But this is a sign that everyone is fighting this loneliness
It’s a long fight
To all of the health care workers, and everyone whose job involves them in keeping the country safe, thank-you for all of your hard work, day in and day out
I’ll use my what meagre brains I have to do what I can too
we are the people
2021/01/03
How are you doing?
I’m doing the same, deciding to take things slow
Natural desires are the best!!!
I have set aside the premise of whether or not I need contents for my updates
Natural desires!!!
2021/01/04
Bring it on, holiday weight gain
Trans-fatty acids
Carbohydrates
Herds of animal based protein!
Wads of processed meat!
Big waves of pudding!
You bastards and your cunning attacks
The blood that flows in my veins is beautiful
It has an autophagy function that is on a whole other level
You won’t stand a chance against the will I have trained through mindfulness
So bring it on
My metabolism will eradicate
Your all-out attack on my stomach
Use as many tactics as you bastards have got, even if you swell me up like a wooden doll
You won’t shift my physique one centimetre, it’s overcome countless hardships before
You bastards don’t affect me at all!
The mere thought of your powerlessness fills me with joy,
There is not a single thing that can affect my physique
It will come crashing down on your powerlessness!
So
Bring it on!
…
I’m lying! I’m going to get fat again!
I’m going to eat delicious things and get fat!
It’s only natural
Natural desires are the best!
Natural desires!
Natural desires are everything!
Mankind can never win against the love we have for ourselves!
Giving in is victory!
Due to natural desires I’ll have a mega-serving of everything please.
This has been another entry in my first series for 2021, are contents necessary for my updates? Can they survive with no substance? (Lol)
2021/01/05
“Text 2021. 1/4”
Cast A: Naked Man
Cast B: Neo, a set of bathroom scales with artificial intelligence (vocal performance)
A dressing room
Lights up
A man comes into view
He’s wearing next to nothing, Naked Man
He’s looking down at his feet
Perhaps he’s looking at the hair growing on his toes?
You’re wrong
He’s staring at his artificially intelligent bathroom scales, nickname “Neo”
Music starts
Naked Man: Neo~
Neo: What’s up?
Naked Man: Free, free free free free, free free free free free, free
Neo: “Free” means receiving something without the usually necessary exchange of money
Naked Man: I know what free means. That’s not what I wanted to ask you. Neo~
Neo: “Nyao” is the most popular sound people make when they are imitating a cat
Naked Man: I wasn’t imitating a cat
Neo: Then what’s up?
Naked Man: Standing on the scales free, free, free, freaks me out
Music fades
Silence
Neo: “Standing on the scales freaks me out”, is that how you’re feeling right now?
Silence
Naked Man: That’s right! I’m being honest with you!
Music comes back in
Neo: What are you talking about? Standing on the scales freaks you out? It’s only a result of your own desired actions, freaking out about it afterwards, my dear, is your own convenience
Naked Man: Suddenly I know exactly what gender you are from the way you’re talking! …and I know. The fact of the matter is I let my body succumb to its own desires
Neo: Aren’t you allowed to? Think about it. How do you think man got to the moon?
Naked Man: De… sire?
Neo: Correct, this and curiosity, and it’s a positive thing. Mankind have flourished through their desire and curiosity. They dread ignorance. They want to know the things they don’t. They want to cross rivers, they want to set foot on continents across the ocean, they want to go beyond the stars. That’s just the way you are
Naked Man: The scale of your examples is ridiculous Neo!
Neo: So what? Everyone gets their start from their own desires and curiosity. You stand on me. I show you a number. Seeing that number is all due to your own desire and curiosity, my dear.
The Naked Man can’t find the words to reply
Neo: What? Are you still scared? Hurry up! Get on me! You’re afraid of everything, you coward! Move! You can’t stay in the same place forever! Get moving already! Then I’ll get moving and show you the number that your body weight has increased
Naked Man: Neo, I know, I’m getting on, I’m getting on! I’m moving! Here I go!
Neo: Come on! Get on, quick! Give your body mass to me
Naked Man: Neo~~~
The dressing room is lit by a strong coloured light
Excessive orchestral music
Neo and the Naked Man are enveloped in light
White out
The music continues
END
(The “Are contents necessary for my updates?” series continues)
2021/01/06
“stay foolish stay hungry”
The van driving in a mountainous region
Approaches a tunnel
Interrupted reading
The photobook of an actress
Sits nearby
What was I doing reading it?
I forgot
The music I’ve always listened to
For ten years before and ten years after
The music I listen to quite a lot
Really being one with my music and movies and books
Is something I’ve given up for now
I’m keeping my distance
And yet
It is the perfect distance from my music and movies and books
I don’t know if I’ll ever live in a time when earphones sit inside the internal organs of the human body, and we are transplanted with Multiview eyeballs
But
If this time comes
Then I really can be one with my music and movies and books
(The “Are contents necessary for my updates?” series continues)
2021/01/07
“2019 6/25 1:25”
Rasen Screw
Turn turn turn turn
Turning on my own
Turn turn turn turn
Turning on my own
If I were part group would someone else be here?
Is there some trick or substitute to happiness?
Turn turn turn turn
Turning on my own
Turn turn turn turn
Turning my stomach
I’ve been painting a picture the last two nights
I keep going back and fiddling with the same piece
The green section has gone all soggy
What’s worse, it got crumpled at some point
Turn turn turn turn
Turning on my own
Turn turn turn turn
Turning on my own
Tiger growls growls
Slip slip slip slip
Slipping on myself
Slip slip slip slip
Slipping on you
When I meet someone I want to influence
I hide my feelings without showing any disrespect
When I know what the picture on a jigsaw puzzle is
I can see what the most precious parts are
As the time for me to pray grows closer
I will put my hands together but I will not make a wish
(The “Are contents necessary for my updates?” series continues)
2021/01/08
68kg now
My most common past weight has been updated…
But I think the day that “The Best Picture of 2020” and “Me and my Senior” will disappear is growing close, it’s a pretty complex feeling.
(Lol)
I want to update, but then last year’s updates will disappear… but there are a few people who look forward to my updates, so I want to update. But then you will no longer be able to see last year’s guerrilla… I want the photo with my Senior to stay there forever. So I don’t want to update. But there are a few people waiting for my updates… So I want to update. But if I update…
I have fallen completely into this loop (Lol)
What’s more, with this update the one last remaining past guerrilla will…
From this update with such a weak topic
How could I cut it down in such an undignified waaaaaaay! (Lol)
(The “Are contents necessary for my updates?” series continues)
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